In the heart of New York City, a compulsively cheap and charming con man has perfected the art of the romantic disappearing act—sweeping women off their feet at the city's finest restaurants before vanishing with his legendary "Zero Man" text—until the woman he gave a fake engagement ring to joins forces with his most furious victim, and Zero Man finally discovers what it feels like to be on the other side of the con.
Type:
Feature
Status:
For sale
Page Count:
97pp
Genre:
Comedy, Romance
Budget:
Independent
Age Rating:
17+
Synopsis/Details

Charlie is a charming, smooth-talking, and compulsively cheap single man living in New York City who has turned dating into his own personal free meal ticket. With a borrowed expensive watch on his wrist and a killer smile on his face, Charlie meets women online and in clubs, sweeps them off their feet, and takes them to the finest restaurants in the city. But Charlie never pays. Using one of his three signature escape moves—forgetting his wallet in the car, excusing himself to the washroom, or dramatically clutching his stomach, claiming he is not feeling well—Charlie vanishes into the New York City night, leaving his date alone and confused until her phone buzzes with his now-legendary text message: "You have been conned by Zero Man. Goodbye and good luck."
For Charlie this is not just a hobby—it is a full-blown addiction. The thrill of the con, the perfectly timed escape, the signature text — he cannot stop even when he wants to. His three college friends have no idea what he is really doing. The watch owner, whose expensive timepiece Charlie borrows without permission before every date, just thinks Charlie is a stylish New York ladies man. The sensible friend constantly warns Charlie that his luck will run out someday. The wild card friend thinks Charlie is an absolute genius and secretly wants to learn his moves. None of them know the truth about Zero Man.
Everything changes the night Charlie meets Jennifer at a New York City club. Something about her stops him cold. For the first time in years Charlie does not send the Zero Man text. He keeps seeing her, a real relationship develops, and after they become intimate, Charlie does something nobody saw coming—he proposes. But being Charlie, he cannot bring himself to spend real money even on the woman he genuinely loves. He finds the cheapest fake ring he can and gets down on one knee. Jennifer says yes with tears in her eyes. She shows the ring off proudly to her friends and family, posts it on social media, and starts planning their future together—completely unaware the ring is worthless. Nobody knows. Not his friends, not Jennifer, not anyone. The fake ring is a ticking time bomb.
But Charlie's addiction proves stronger than his feelings. The pull of the con becomes irresistible, and eventually Charlie does the unthinkable—he sends Jennifer the Zero Man text. But this time with a cruel personal twist: "Congratulations, my love; you have been scammed by Zero Man. Goodbye and good luck." Jennifer is shattered on a level no restaurant woman ever experienced. She thought she was getting married to the love of her life.
Meanwhile across New York City, Angela—one of Charlie's earlier restaurant victims—has reached her breaking point. Unlike the other women who moved on and tried to forget, Angela is furious and refuses to let it go. She rallies her friends and tracks down other Zero Man victims online, and together they build a case and report everything to the authorities. A veteran New York City detective who thinks the whole case is completely beneath him is paired with a sharp and tech-savvy fraud investigator who specializes in romance scams. The detective is gruff, impatient, and dismissive while the investigator is methodical and determined, connecting every fake online profile, every restaurant incident, and every disappearing act into an airtight case against Zero Man. Together they are a hilariously mismatched duo who argue constantly while somehow staying one step behind Charlie at every turn.
As Angela's network of victims grows and the investigation heats up, the fake ring time bomb finally goes off. Jennifer visits a New York City jeweler to get the ring sized, and the jeweler quietly pulls her aside—the ring is completely fake and worth almost nothing. Jennifer's heartbreak turns to pure rage. Through the growing network of Zero Man victims, Jennifer finds Angela, and the two women form an unexpected and powerful alliance. Jennifer brings the personal betrayal. Angela brings the organization and the connections to law enforcement. Charlie's college friends discover the full truth about Zero Man for the first time and are completely blindsided—especially the watch owner, who realizes his expensive timepiece has been funding Charlie's cons across New York City all along.
The walls close in from every direction. Angela and Jennifer feed critical information to the fraud investigator, the detective finally takes the case seriously, and Charlie finds himself running out of restaurants, running out of excuses, and running out of road in New York City. In a climactic and comedic sequence, Charlie is caught, arrested, and sent to jail—the Zero Man finally brought to justice.
But the story does not end there. A mysterious and beautiful woman appears at the jail and asks to see Charlie. She sits across from him, looks him straight in the eye, and says quietly, "I was just like you, and I want to help you." She posts his bail and hires a sharp lawyer to fight his case. Charlie is stunned and grateful, and as he spends more time with this woman, he begins to feel something genuine again—just like he did with Jennifer. But the audience is left with one delicious question hanging in the air—is this woman truly reformed and reaching out to help a kindred spirit? Or is Zero Man about to discover what it feels like to be on the other side of the con for the very first time in his life?

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The Writer: Sergei Shulman

I am an independent screenwriter and IT professional with a background in technology who writes original feature screenplays across drama, science fiction, romance, mystery, and comedy. I am also passionate about creating compelling stories with memorable characters and meaningful themes. Go to bio
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