Four Scotsmen go on holiday and are attacked by a genetically engineered haggis.
Type:
Feature
Status:
For sale
Page Count:
58pp
Genre:
Comedy, Horror
Budget:
Independent
Age Rating:
17+
Copyright Details:
This is my work. I am a UK based writer. It was previously submitted to the BBC for consideration on the 14/5/25. I use 'Kilmo' as a pen name. J. Kilmister
Synopsis/Details

A horror comedy.

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Submitted: 2026-Jun-29
Last Updated: 2026-Jul-07
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The Writer: Jonathan Kilmister

To cut a long story short Kilmo writes. He brought it from a squat in Bristol, to a pub car park, to the following publishing list: 'The Options Engine' - NBAP literary October 2024 'Hunting Rights' - Black Hare Press August 2024 ‘No Angels’ – Black Petals #101 January 2023 'Urban Appetites' - The Chamber Magazine November 2022 'They Feed on Light' - Black Petals Magazine July 2022 'When All the Whales Are Dead' - Aphelion Webzine May 2022 'Test Tube Babies' - Black Petals #99 April 2022 'The Only Way Out' - CC&D Magazine April 2022 'We Are Legion' - Aphelion Webzine Feb 2022 'The Trouble We Get Into' - Dark Fire Fiction Oct 2021 'Thin Skin' - The Chamber Magazine Sept 2021 ‘Lost Lambs… Go to bio
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